One thing is for sure, if spring is a sure way to uplift the spirit, so are humor and good laughs! Now, depending on when and where you will read this, you may or may not find it funny. But let me tell you that I found it hilarious and God forbid, I almost peed in my pants!
I wish you all a good laugh and unfortunaltly, the author of the following is unknow but I wish to thank homeimprovementsdepot.com for uplifting my spirits. I feel much lighter!
Ten Signs That You Might Be Obsessed with Your Lawn
Last weekend I found myself standing outside in the pouring rain at 10 o’clock at night while I was trying to spread down some grass seed in hopes of taking advantage of the wet weather in a desperate attempt to give my lawn a jump start for the spring.I realized as I stood out there that maybe, just maybe, I’m going a little too far with trying to get my lawn to be green and thick this year. I’m not a perfectionist when it comes to my lawn, I just want it to be green and thick and lush and nicer than all my immediate neighbors’ lawns. Is that too much to ask?
1. When no one is looking you try to eat off your lawn…just because you can.
4. When you mow your lawn you use a level.
6. You weed your lawn with a magnifying glass and tweezers.
7. Your mower blades are so sharp you’ve accidentally cut atoms in half.
The Base. The base can be any of several materials including linoleum, concrete, or even old tile. It must be level, clean and somewhat rigid. Walls use a backer board normally as a base.